The United Commonwealths of The Washington Federation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jeffery Torkowitz with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.688 billion Washingtonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Washingtonian economy, worth 892 trillion Richmonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 102,784 Richmonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, District of Columbia spends billions upgrading public transport, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Washington Federation's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Manifest Destiny.

The Washington Federation is ranked 8,825^th in the world and 27^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,963.8 on the Clooney Contribution Index.